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一本证件的胡编乱问集锦

19世纪究竟有多可怕?是什么导致了那时的人到现在一个不剩全都死光了?

What was so dangerous about the 1800s that everybody from then is now dead?

不育是遗传么?

Is infertility hereditary?

是不是把固态硬盘加热变成气态硬盘,就能实现云计算了?

If I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive, would that enable cloud computing?

如果玻璃真的是用沙子做成的,为什么玻璃唱起来却满嘴都是雪的味道呢?

If glass is mostly made out of sand, how come it taste absurdly similar to blood?

血浓于水,枫糖浆浓于血,所以煎饼比家人更重要?

If blood is thicker than water, and maple syrup is thicker than blood. Does this mean pancakes are more important than family?

穆斯林总是要面向麦加朝觐,早期冒险家们为什么不用他们来判定航向呢?

If Muslims always pray facing Mecca, why weren’t they used by early explorers as a navigational aid?

请问近亲相奸有哪些危害?刚刚发现我妈妈曾经和我爸爸上过床… …

What are the dangers of incestual sex? I just found out mu mom had sex with my dad.

为什么轮椅不是脚踏驱动的?这样不就能空出双手来了么?

Why aren’t wheel chairs pedal powered so people can use them hands-free?

只要不把癌症叫癌症,就每人会得癌症了?

If we’d all stop calling cancer cancer, nobody would have cancer.

为什么我总是记不住氯仿是什么味道呢?

Why do I keep forgetting what chloroform smells like?

把体重计反过来称一下地球多重,有问题吗?

I turned my works scales upside down to find out how heavy the earth is. Here are my results. How did I do?

为什么xbox上的人都知道我的性取向呢?(*小学生玩家见人就骂死基佬)

How does everyone on xbox live know my sexual orientation?

如果我一只手拿7个橘子,另外一只手拿5个橘子,请问我是怎么能拿住这么多橘子的?

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 5 in the other, how am I holding this many oranges?

为什么只有光头才会得癌症呢?

Why do only bald people get cancer?

都说光速比音速快,那为什么我总是先听到后面傻逼宝马车主的喇叭声,然后才会看到红绿灯变绿?

If the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound how come I can hear the asshole in the BMW behind my blow his born before I can see the light turn green?

心肺复苏做到什么时候就会变成只是恋尸了?

At that point does CPT become Necrophilia?

好奇号在火星上发现猫的话会杀猫吗?

If Curiosity finds cars on Mars will it kill them?

是不是把吃的东西都烧糊,就可以预先燃烧掉所有卡路里,吃了就不会胖了?

If I overcook all my food, will I lose weight since I already burnt the calories?

为什么没有头的女孩子拍裸照比较多?

Why do headless women have a predisposition for posing nude on Reddit?

请问我又一个蛋蛋比另外两个要大,正常吗?

Is is normal for one of your testicles to be larger than the other two?

椰子有毛也有奶,为什么不是哺乳动物?

Coconuts have hair and produce milk. Why aren’t they classed as mammals?

音障破这么多次,一直都是谁把它修好的?

Who keeps repairing the sound barrier?

地球位于可观测宇宙的正中心,是巧合么?

Is it a coincidence that Earth is at the center of the observable universa?

是不是脸部是马赛克的人天生更容易犯罪?

Are people with pixelated faced genetically predisposed to crime?

为什么蔬菜中人类唯独对洋葱如此不舍?

Why are humans so emotionally attach to onions, but not to other vegetables?

耳朵里有水时,婷电音会不会不安全?

If I have water in my ear, is it safe to listen to electronic music?

如果美国国旗横条变竖条,会显得美国这个国家瘦一点么?

If the U.S. Flag wore vertical strips would it give off the illusion that America is less fat as a country?

崇拜撒旦的人如果作恶不够多,是不是要被罚上天堂?

Do satan worshiper go to heaven if they aren’t evil enough in their lives?

亚历山大图书馆烧毁导致人类历史倒退一千年,为什么不多毁几个来实现时间旅行呢?

If the destruction of the Library of Alexandria set us back a thousand years, why do we not destroy more libraries as a means of time travel?

如果克隆自己来一炮,算是搅基还是尖端自慰方法呢?

If you clone yourself, then have sex with yourself, does that make you gay or is it the cutting edge of masturbation?

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